i accidentally spilled monster energy drink in my fish bowl and now my goldfish won’t stop saying “bro” and keeps flexing its fins
if you’re reading this we’re now in a relationship love you babe
really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies
Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.
And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.
at least they fought with expert timing
when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
- Osric: We (Jared and Osric) are both consensual adults-
- Osric: Wait.
- Osric: This is not going in the right direction.